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Poetry in the toiletThis is a discussion on Poetry in the toilet within the Humor forums, part of the Lifestyle category; Have you ever noticed that some of the Most Inspirational Poetry have been written... in the TOILET... A budding poet ... |
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06-21-2007, 11:52 AM
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  | Poetry in the toilet Have you ever noticed that some of the Most Inspirational Poetry have been written... in the TOILET... A budding poet trying his best... Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this... Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted Someone who had a different experience wrote, You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants! Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets. I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think. There are also people who come in for a different purpose.. Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls , And read the bullshit on the walls... Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space....... (written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you. Ministry of Environment advertisement. We aim to please! You aim too! Please On the inside of a toilet door: Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance. And finally, this should teach some a lesson... Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.  |
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06-21-2007, 10:53 PM
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| Re: Poetry in the toilet The on I remember the most. In days of old ,when knights were bold and condoms weren’t invented. They stuck a sock on there cock and babies were prevented.  |
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06-21-2007, 11:19 PM
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06-22-2007, 02:42 PM
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| Re: Poetry in the toilet ha ha ha...that "shit" is funny as hell. on a side note...i too think. |
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06-23-2007, 03:21 AM
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| Re: Poetry in the toilet These rule good job guys |
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