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Old 01-13-2007, 04:51 AM   #11
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LOL ....man these jokes are lame .....I think that is why they are funny
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Old 01-14-2007, 05:10 PM   #12
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Re: The Stupid Jokes Thread

Two peanuts walk into a bar and the one was assaulted
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Old 01-14-2007, 05:21 PM   #13
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A really hot blonde was pulled over for speeding by a cop. When the cop walked up to the woman in the car he saw how hot she was and got really really horny so he pulled down his pants immediatly. And the blonde said "Oh no, not another alco test!"
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Old 01-14-2007, 05:23 PM   #14
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^lmao..poor blondes..have to listen to these crazy jokes
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Old 01-15-2007, 07:35 PM   #15
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?


It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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Old 01-18-2007, 08:08 AM   #17
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Don't get it...

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Old 01-18-2007, 08:16 AM   #18
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Re: The Stupid Jokes Thread

Has it got anything to do with the chicken that crossed the road????

WAIT! Is it a projector? So he can see his way home???
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Old 01-18-2007, 08:38 AM   #19
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Don't get it...

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Has it got anything to do with the chicken that crossed the road????

WAIT! Is it a projector? So he can see his way home???
OK, it's a bad joke, I think this should be in the funny pictures thread. It's suppose to be Burberry in the headlights.
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Old 01-18-2007, 09:55 AM   #20
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Re: The Stupid Jokes Thread

I got your joke Mirage

We Swedes love to joke about how "stupid" Norwegians are. They do the same to us so no offense.

Norway was jealous of America and Russia because they had the biggest madhouses in the world. So Norway didn't want to be worse so they built a roof over the entire country.

What do the signs say at a Norwegian roundabout?
8 laps max.

The husband to his wife:
- They said it's going to snow tomorrow on the radio
- You better over it up then

What does it say at the bottom of Norwegian swimmingpools?
No smoking

Two Norweigian pilots talking about flying to the sun:
- Won't it be too hot?
- Nah, we'll fly at night

Will maybe write more later
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