The Stupid Jokes Thread

[NarutoRamen]

Alright alright, this is from the show "Family Guy"

Why do women have boobs?

So you have something to look at when they're talking to you.

LOL

[Alfie]

Peter Griffin is a genious!

[NarutoRamen]

Originally Posted by Zonda

Peter Griffin is a genious!

Yeah he is.. I love that show, I can't wait until the next season.

[Jiaim]

[Dayi]

that video rocks!!!

[NarutoRamen]

I saw this today on some site...thought it was pretty stupid and funny..LOL

[C.Charles]

Hear of the blond who called her friend to get her phone number?

Or the blond that saw another blond on the other side of a river and asked 'how do I get to the other side?' The other blond replied 'What? You already are on the other side!'

[rev]

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
Because the don't have the recipe!

[Alfie]

Remids me of Kelly Bundy.

Her home assignment was to make Jell-o.

Kelly reads the box, "Just add hot water"
- Where can I find hot water?
She tries to open the cardboard package, and after a while she manages to open it and finds a platic bag. Now she faces an even bigger challenge.
After many hours of "hard" thinking she puts the cardboard box and plastic bag in a bowl of water, smashes it, and then stirs around.

By late night hours she's achieved.... Nothing!

[MikeJ]

One of the things we Finns joke about are (surprise, surprise) the Swedes. Here's one:

Three construction workers, an Australian, a Finn and a Swede, are sitting on a beam on the tenth floor about to have their lunch.
The Australian opens his lunch box and says "Bloody hell - meat pies again! Every day it's bloody meat pies! If I get meat pies again tomorrow, I'm going to jump!"
The Finn opens up his lunch next. "Damn! Sausage again! Always sausages! If I get sausage tomorrow, I'm gonna jump too!"
The Swede is the last to open up his lunch. "Ah crap - meatballs again! Why always meatballs? If I get meatballs tomorrow, I'm going to jump too!"
The next day the Aussie opens his lunch box and it's a meat pie... He jumps to his death.
The Finn opens his lunch box and, yes, it's a sausage. He, too jumps to his death.
The Swede opens his lunch and, sadly, there's a pile of meatballs, so he jumps too.
The three widows of the construction workers are talking at the funeral and the Aussie's wife says "I don't understand. I thought my husband loved meat pies! If he didn't want them he should have said something!"
The Finnish widow says "Same here - I thought my husband wanted sausages! Why didn't he say something?"
The Swede's widow says, "I don't get it... my husband made his own lunch."